USELESS STUD

LIST OF EXCUSES:


#1: "I AM SO CONFUSED!" - Translation: "This should buy me some time!"
#2: "I AM AFRAID TO GET HURT" - Translation: "I can sex you without making a commitment."
#3: "I AM AFRAID OF CHANGE" - Translation: "I don't want you in my face all the time!"
#4: "I'M SORRY!" - Translation: "Two little words get me out of shit everytime!"
#5: "I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS" - Translation: "I am sick of you..go away!"
#6: "IT'S A GUY THING" - Translation: "I can't be bothered explaining it to you"
#7: "I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU" - Translation: "I might need sex sometime"
#8: "SURE WE CAN TALK" - Translation: "You babble on and I will nod my head"
#9: "WANNA HANG OUT?" - Translation: "Wanna gimme sex?"
#10: "I DON'T WANNA RUSH THINGS" - Translation: "If I stall maybe you will go away"


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